7.23.2012

Six Things That Need To Stop


6. Hating On Socks and Sandals

There is absolutely nothing wrong with socks and sandals. It’s so comfortable. You haters are just jealous that you're not fabulous enough to pull it off. 

However, socks with flip flops are a different story. 

5. UGGs

Why? Just why? First of all, I would just like to let you people know, UGGs are dry land boots. They are not meant to be worn in slush and snow. They already look awful on you as it is, but then because you decide to be stupid and wear them in the snow, and they get salt stains. WOW! You actually managed to make ugly boots more ugly. If you're gonna wear the damn things, wear them on a cold dry day. Then I see people wearing them in the summer. O.o Wait. What? Are you serious? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity that is wearing UGGs in the summer. Please stop the madness.

4. Canadians Claiming to be Vegetarian for Environmental Reasons

Let’s see here… Cows from Alberta, pigs from Manitoba, chickens from Saskatchewan and ostriches from Ontario versus mangos from Mexico, oranges from Florida, lychee fruit from China and bananas from Guatemala. Environmental reasons eh? Just stick to the ethical reasons. It makes more sense. Or, stop eating food that isn’t home grown.

3. Leggings for Pants

I don’t care if you’re skinny, thick or fat. You look awful when you replace pants with leggings. Leggings are meant to be worn under short shorts, skirts, tunics and under pants in the winter time. No one needs to see every crease and crevice of your backside. You don’t look good. Sorry. Not really.

2. Strollers on Buses


I suppose strollers will never be banned from the TTC, because people are still procreating, and strollers seem to be the item of choice most of these people turn to when transporting their children from A to B. But three or four on the bus at the same fucking time!?! (Yes, I have been on a bus with four strollers.) How does that even happen? Why do bus drivers allow this? People can’t even move to the back if they’re getting on after the strollers, or get off if the aisle is being blocked. It’s so stupid. I can’t. I just can’t. The TTC is crazy sometimes. But why are strollers so damn big in the first place?

1. Hashtags on Facebook

Need I say more?

Okay, I’m done telling people what to do. 
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1 comment:

  1. Couldn't agree more with you when it comes to #4.

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